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Tuesday, April 02, 2013

You know you are pregnant when you...

You know you are pregnant when you...

1. crave bagels with garden cream cheese spread, pepperoncinis, sliced tomatoes, and cracked pepper.

2. misplace your cell phone and was later found in the garbage can.


3. have no energy to clean or cook and require naps to survive.


4. gag due to the many outside smells while walking the dog.


5. caught talking the unborn baby after feeling flutters and kicks.


6. consume Tums as an extra daily supplement of calcium due to heartburn.


7. get dizzy a couple times a day from sitting/laying down to standing up.


8. 
pee 3-4 times during the night and cannot find a comfortable position to sleep even with a large body pillow.

9. are easily annoyed with stupid drivers and you find yourself yelling at them when they cannot hear you in your car.

10. are faced with the options of either peeing your pants or puking on the floor. (I chose peeing my pants while throwing up at the same time in the toilet, lol).


11. wake up with a leg or foot cramp in the middle of the night, ouch!


12.  find yourself hungry every few hours and undetermined on what to eat.

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